The mind is a strange thing.

I put a cigarette out on my arm 3 weeks ago. This is how it looks now. I have a serious infection and will more than likely be in the hospital within the next few days. Please don’t be like me.

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • the kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

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Reblog if you’re not homophobic


Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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I just want to die.

But I don’t want to hurt anyone because of my selfish fucking self.

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apparently not


apparently not

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Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.





this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 


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Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself.

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